Dude, Trump is running for president. It’s hard to get jokes these days.

My parents are by no means religious, but they do believe that gay marriage or physical relationships with the same sex are wrong and will often feign disgust or groan whenever something is shown on TV or mentioned in the media. Please don’t take this the wrong way but I was comforted by your comment as I know I will…

I’m old enough to remember when Sean Hayes, Ricky Martin, and Lance Bass were ladies’ men but just suuuuper private about their love lives.

Or, that they could die right now. I just have this sense that we don’t really know. Might as well be prepared.

So do I...but I think Warren will do more good as a Senator than as Veep. She can run for Prez in the future, or continue her kick-ass Senate career.

this is why i tell all of my female friends to read the gift of fear. there is a chapter in it explicitly devoted to how men will often “help” women and then use the women’s fear of being rude about it as a way of attacking them. seriously, it is crucial reading.

The most fair. The most balanced. Absolutely the best.

Whoops, there it went! Internet fast!

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Or you know, actually fix the lock.

That’s not being fair to the landlord now! No one makes new doors and/or sturdy locks anymore. They’ve been in short supply for awhile now! You talk as though there are entire big box stores dedicated to supplying such things! Blasphemy!

Hire a guard? You have no idea from the story how many apartments there even are in the building. It sounds like a walkup, so it may not be a lot. If there were say, 8 apartments, would each tenant want to have 1/8th of a full time Manhattan salary plus taxes added to their rent? Could be $500 a month in rent for…

Yes, I was worried when I first heard the rumors about his whole campaign being a set-up for a cable news network. Then I remembered his track record. I feel a lot calmer now.

It’s definitely, must not watch tv.

Please let it last no longer than 2 months.

WKKK

I cannot stand Tomi Lahren. Found out that the guy I was briefly married to (as a favor to him) is a HUGE fan of his. Boy did I dodge a bullet there.

“Trump TV—because ‘Fair and Balanced’ still made us look terrible!”

Ten years ago I would have tuned in, simply to hellaciously troll them in the comments section. But I’ve already crossed the threshold into maturity. Adulthood sucks.

Trump TV slogan contest: