remember Brian Moylan? :(

Orange is the New Black?

There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault/but it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault. D’oh!

I didn't ask you for your opinion, I asked you for a toy that YOU DONT HAVE

There is nothing better than going out in a nice dress and instinctively (more muscle memory than anything) trying to put your hand into a pocket that surely isn’t—OH MY GOD IT IS! THE DRESS HAS POCKETS! I will gladly patronize any seamstress who does “secret pocket” alterations to dresses and skirts, but I don’t know…