Everything Dolce and Gabbana makes is hideous.

Trying so hard to resist the urge to post this on Facebook and tag...

Me too. I love J-Law, but Melissa’s salary is an accomplishment for feminism.

“During sex, I’d try to tighten up around the penis (one of my specialties prior to baby) and didn’t feel like I was accomplishing anything.”

Question: if the ring is never to leave your sight, how do you get it cleaned, resized, or appraised for insurance?

I agree with most of these, but I prefer to wait to be one of the LAST ones on the flight. If I’m traveling with my husband, I might send him ahead to ensure our luggage is near us, but I want my kid to be able to move around until the last possible minute, and the less time we spend on the actual plane the better.

Testing...it worked! I’m glad you figured this out.

I can’t star either- and I LOVE starring! WTH?

Happy National Infertility Awareness Week! #NIAW

I’m in the news. I can afford a lawyer!

Yeah, I don’t think anyone would blame her for being extremely pissed at the situation. But her “better than you” attitude is not very flattering on camera.

I guess you could buy a vaporizer and avoid this drama forever.

Is that Chris Pratt? He looks completely different from his character on Parks and Rec?

I think "she is so talented" is a euphemism here for a hot mess who will never be a productive member of society.

Unfortunately, this is a joke that imitates life: the last two actually happened to me. I took a friend shopping for wedding shoes to go with her dress, and we had a lovely day. We talked about her dress and her inlaws to be and the wedding crafts we were going to do to decorate her venue. Not too long after, she…

Prima facia? So you're a pothead and a law student?

Fuck, as a parent brunch is pretty much the only thing I can do anymore without a whole lot of planning, effort, and money. It's during the day, the drinking doesn't get out of hand, and often times there's outdoor seating. We can enjoy ourselves and see our friends and still do the dreaded bedtime routine. Please,…

LOL, maybe I've only seen productions with "good" Eponines but done right I think she's a very tragic character.

Sound investment advice. Buy at Kim Kardashian, sell at Angelina Jolie!

I think JLaw is too good for Gwen's sloppy seconds anyway.