Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Fuck you for making me look this up.

Fifteen years ago I had a case of TMJ so severe that my jaw locked. One day I found I could not open my mouth more than half an inch. As an actor, this was a huge hindrance to my work, not to mention my social life. (Ba dum bum.) A very Eileen Fisheresque acting teacher suggested that I visit her friends who were…

I love CST. So insanely relaxing. I had it done the first time over 20 years ago but it never seemed to get overly popular.  Lymphatic Massage is great too.

I saw a lactation consultant that did CST. My baby had her lip and tongue ties revised and everyone just raved about this one LC so I figured what the hell. Super crunchy lady. Very nice, but her FB page also mentioned reiki, so....

Head rubs + MDMA = nirvana

You guys never stroke your partner’s hair when they’re feeling down or vice versa? Shit is real chill.

It is helping me cope with CRPS (complex regional pain syndrome). I’m a scientist to the core and thought it was hokey at first, but when you’re in my position (or say, dying from cancer), you’re willing to try just about anything.

I’ve felt useless for a few months now, after getting a diploma in Design and having failed to find any employment, failing my driver’s licence exam, and being unable to leave my parents house. But at least those were things I could try to change, either through effort or opportunity.

“How much d’ya reckon you could make on a passport marriage?”

Oh. Screw this .other fucking, cock sucking year. Two thousand sixteen can rim my ass.

Hi Jezzies!!

I haven’t commented about n one of these open threads before. But life has been just insane and stressful these past few weeks. At 32 weeks pregnant I developed severe gestational hypertension. I was hospitalized u til delivery. It was barely responding to medicines so at 33 weeks and four days, I delivered. They…

One of my 8th grade student aides was eating Nutella straight from the jar this week. He looked like a toddler with it smeared all over his face and all up in his teeth. It was ridiculous, and I appreciated the laughs.

This past week. Ugg. What was more upsetting then I realized was seeing a woman who bullied me (along with her twin sister) in high school supporting trump and calling the protesters ‘crybabies’.
Of course she’d think that. She probably doesn’t even acknowledge the fact that they made my life a living hell in high…

I can’t sleep (it’s nearly 2:30am here so I got out of bed, poured a glass of red wine and am on here). All I think about is this boy I like - he doesn’t know yet - and how I’m gonna have this talk with him. Last time I told a boy I liked him I was 16 and he made fun of me. I spend a lot of time with this guy, but we…

Hey Jezzies!

You guys! HI!! My first post! Long time lurker, first time commentator. This week was brutal and all you fab Jezzies helped me to get through it. So excited to be part of this great community. My only regret is that it took this shit-monster of a week to get me to sign up.  

I did a day blacksmithing today. Hitting hot metal and transforming into actually rather attractive things. Making something is a great way to get out of a bad space