I always want to suggest books but it’s hard when you don’t know the kids. Agree on nail polish, you could also do cute earrings for the oldest. Art supplies are a great idea for the middle one. Marshalls has had some awesome sets at low prices (colored pencils, sketchbooks, markers, charcoal). The nine year old could…

Congrats on a great day, they feel so lovely after a run of bad ones. Hope tomorrow is even nicer :)

Noooooo. You are like the ghost of Christmas future. At least I got a giggle from misreading your post. Thought you were sobbing and farting for a second.

Today I cried in public. Fuck periods.

Losing gravity on instagram is really inspiring https://www.instagram.com/losinggravity/ she posts links to recipes quite a bit. I’m struggling to get back on the fitness train this year. Anyone try hypnosis?

Congratulations! What sort of decorating do you want to do?

I had a Korean pancake with japchae inside - but all I had to do was heat it up. And some beet chips. This week has been a lot of takeout but I did make a pork belly from nom nom paleo and zucchini dill soup. Does anyone have suggestions for quick suppers? I am bagged and make bad choices at 7:30 at night.

What’s an oreo cookie ball?

Wait, do I put the eye drops on my hands?

I have a recipe for you. Lemon rosemary herbal remedy by bonnie stern:

Welcome back and good luck! Fingers and toes crossed for you :)

I saw this headline and knew it would be written by Kelly. Can we have a retrospective of Loretta’s fashions??????

Ahaha that would be awesome! You could do up the room to look like the Simpsons nuclear plant and have them do the theme song.

:)

It’s good to have done. I still get nervous. One time I was so obviously anxious that I made the doctor uncomfortable and he dropped the sample forcing him to go back in. Ugh.

Congratulations!

This brought tears to my eyes. I am so happy to hear your brother will have birthday wishes and cards and happiness. It is great to see such kindness from strangers.

Hugs.

No ideas but that’s a beautiful coat. Hopefully you can hunt it down.

Adults can be assholes too. Hugs.