5-1 like my favorite player of all time

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Great career in England for Timmy. He got so much shit when Man United signed him 12+ years ago, all the English papers poking fun at his Tourette’s. In his first game he was man of the match and stopped a few Arsenal pk’s in the Community Shield opener, and has mostly gone up since then. One of the few American…

Thats why the truly dedicated high end athlete still gets respect from me—-if you gave someone like myself a guaranteed 4 year max deal, I’d fake an injury and ride the bench eating Ho-Hos like ‘Snacks’ used to do when he was with the Knicks.

You’re missing the third option: Encourage the fight. Just before the one kicks her shoes off, it definitely looks like he basically says, “Round 1, ding!” and steps back out of the way.

vanilla offense

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

“You’re doing it wrong — we don’t even have to go through all that trouble of hiding revenue from players.”

Bautista had some good quotes about his effect on Rogers’s share price:

Even if that’s true, we can start worrying about it when high school wrestlers start getting amputations intentionally for the advantage

I’ve always disliked Dwight, and called him the most underwhelming superstar of my lifetime, but he did improve his offense early on and in general I think people have underrated him because he doesn’t LOOK that good doing it. (On the other hand, when Perkins was on the bench freaking Big Baby could give him problems.)

Still hate this. These are funbag questions most of us will be denied because there’s no way in hell we’re listening to a podcast.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

like thibs would walk into that dumpster fire.

This is just the kind of break Matt Miazga needs.

I’m being genuinely serious when I ask if someone could please translate this for me using American Football and NFL teams. Like, just replace the teams mentioned with the appropriate NFL teams and what this 5th thing is. Are these the top teams? Hated? Is West Ham the underdog? I want to understand. Help me.

It’s a much bigger dick move for a 50+ year old coach to call out his player like this in a press conference. Bill Self is an insufferable prick which I guess explains his need for dick moves.

To use a phrase from the #youths, the struggle is real. Coming from less-than-middle-class-but-not-under-poverty-line to middle class, it amazes me how comfortable it can be here. Yet, old habits die hard. I still get the sideways glance when I ask the waiter/waitress for a to-go box for my friends’ foods when they…

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

This is fantastic information, thank you. A follow up?