Outside of perverts, who would have cared? What a creepy story.

The interwebz doesn’t forget Miley.

Eh, I didn’t hate it. Good for Miley. We all go through a regrettable gross stage.

Alternately, as Boots Riley rapped in probably the nicest dad song for a daughter ever: “Tell your teacher I said princesses are evil/ How they got all they money was they killed people” <3

omg agreed. I was so bored by it. Totally overrated.

How about never? I fucking hated this stupid movie. Cameron has done better.

She’s a Walmart size 4, natch.

Size 4...shoes?

I get it all the time, and I’m always like “what am I looking at that makes the internet think I want to know this stuff?!”

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

Yeah, there certainly appears to be numerous elements that don’t indicate suicide.

But where did the bag come from?

In his underwear, at work, and cut off air supply? I am sure they are not wanting to jump to conclusions, but this sounds less like suicide and more like misadventure from auto-erotic asphyxia (which may have been the same for Caradine).

Perhaps that generation will grow up with a lot of self esteem.

Well he could be trans since I’m sure he still has the same exact body as the girl dolls. Or maybe this is why they started sewing the underwear on the dolls?

Yeah but deep down he’s sad because his father never attends his soccer matches or any of the bum fights he organizes  

So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.

Oh! No. It’s because I don’t particularly like the women I work with. :( They’re all very dumb and bad.

“the Mortdecai star”

But there's a song! Fourth grade music class is magic.