Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…

Sorry, can’t take a comment about doing “more research” seriously when you clearly did not read my entire piece, lol!

The little seven year-old in Star Wars pajamas who lives inside me isn't crying, YOU'RE crying. 

I posted this upthread...I howled.  

That’ll all change when she reads my comment tho.

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

All I can hear in my head right now is the Q&A before the Critical Role live show earlier this year, where everyone was talking up the ridiculous powers they got to use at level 20...and Laura, who played the ranger, sardonically putting in, “I can shoot TWO arrows!”

You’re confused. Sansa is just a character, Sophie Turner is the actress (and powerful psychic Mutant possessed by a cosmic entity with godlike powers) who plays her.

Captain America wasn’t exactly on the sidelines in Avengers: Infinity War, but for a character of his importance, he certainly played a smaller role.

What's a cat? 

You can draw that out even further...

We’re so dead.

I say this as someone with two decades in the health care system - anyone who defends our current system is either an idiot or a paid shill. It is inefficient, costly, and inequitable. Move to Medicare for all (even just as an option to buy!) would fundamentally change the health care system for the better.

It’s always amusing to see people trying to figure out how magic works.  You do realize his performance won the award for magicians and was judged by magicians, right?  It’s the routine, the performance, that won.  Don’t try to figure it out, just enjoy it. 

Please. I’m from a city where a statue of the Duke of Wellington has had a traffic cone accessory for the past thirty-five years. Googly-eyes is nothing...

This avoids using oven if you’re cooking steaks French restaurant style (sear over high heat, finish in low oven).

The only person in that family who didn’t suck was season 1 Sybil, so of course they totally tanked her character and then killed her off.

I detest rubio. He’s a complacent, ass kissing, worthless sack of dog shit.

The benefit for standing while I work isn't the 'standing' it's the freedom of movement. I find myself dancing to my music while waiting for code to compile or getting on my face and doing pushups, hell, I even walk to the water cooler more often. My legs hurt after a few hours, so I take a lean break on a lab…

Ok, in 2 fucking seconds you came up with better ideas that can be just as visually grabbing. The fact is, they don't think that what they did was wrong.