why the fuck did he do this to an E46 wagon

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Needs trench coat

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

How much does milk cost? Like $25? Anyway I gotta go drive off in my everyman $54 000 car to go pick up my kids from ballet class.

Lesson 1: Never go to a cop for help.

If you’re not for unfettered capitalism, you’re a socialist baby-eating freedom hating dog!

Tesla isn’t a startup. Tesla is a company valued at ~$50B with 200 dealerships. They market their cars as competitors zee Germans, and they need to hold up their end of the bargain when it comes to quality.

Honestly it’s buyer beware at this point.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Leaving flooring it or doing burnouts for videos is quickly becoming the most douchey way to leave C&C. And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”. Really? I’m tired of seeing some of my favorite cars ruined by owners that obviously cant handle them. I’m to the point where…

it’s also a quick way to identify people who are not able or willing to behave professionally.

Comic Sans is an easy to read font; however, it’s one of the least professional looking of fonts that fall into that category.

Really, most sans serif fonts will be better for folks with things like dyslexia, so as long as you pick such a font you’re doing ok. If you want an easy to read font that doesn’t give huge…

People hate on it because it looks like homework text on a kindergartner’s math sheet.

Sounds like

Floor mat caught in God’s vacuum cleaner.

I’m pretty sure the Venn diagram of white female sexual assault victims and Trump voters is not a perfect circle.

I’m truly in awe of The Maverick, a man who is showing he will not be beholden to any special interests. Will he be beholden to his own basic dignity? No! He will gleefully deliver a victory to a man who has demeaned and insulted him at every opportunity. Will he be beholden to decades of his stated principles. …

Fuck you I voted for Hillary despite not being a fan.

You don’t put up housing “for the sake of throwing up housing,” you put up housing because people need places to live. You don’t just throw up schools and hospitals for the hell of it either.