Yeah she's not gonna fall for this shit.

Theon: Hello? Anybody? …Remember my plotline?

"Okay here's plan. Know how we're winning? Anyway, let's talk to Cersei. Maybe we can show her a zombie, even though that didn't work the first time. Oh also Tyrion, go into the Castle and meet Jaime by yourself. It's all good."

**Davos turns to the camera and winks**

Ohhhh NOW it makes sense! I didn't stop to pause on that.

JON IS LEGITIMATE
GENDRY
JON IS LEGITIMATE
GENDRY
JON IS LEGITIMATE
LISA NEEDS BRACES

BUT HER E-MAILS

This is a man who needs constant reassurance about himself.

"Cheap" works. If only it had that great Hard C sound that just oozes venom. Maybe I'll get rid of the H and create a new swear.

Hey, don't knock Cockwhisk. Something needs to froth up the nation's cocks.

YOU MANIAC

Guys, does Kinja censor the C-Word? Cause I need to call this guy what he is already. No other word will do.

Hey now, South Park has that nice disclaimer at the beginning, so obviously that means they're absolved of all responsibility. /s

"Still, food…in the bathroom…"

The one where they open a restaurant is classic.

I've been rewatching Frasier and it's pretty remarkable how the show didn't become flanderized the way Cheers did in its later years.

"If it please the court, defense would like to pass out these totally normal brownies."

Do we need to take your word for it? Because I'll take your word for it.

My teacher tried to fast forward through it while blocking the scene. He stopped fast forwarding too early. It was awesome.

Donde esta Sofia Coppola?