"Flay your enemies in style with our Sklurg™ Crucifix. Comes with free meatballs!"

His greatest sin, the FIEND!

Convinced Lysa to kill Jon Arryn
Betrayed Ned
Killed Lysa
Gave Sansa to the Boltons
Just been a creepy fucker in general

"Well, I'm back, what'd I miss?"
"Half your family."
"Oh snap!"

If only they threw a certain zombie mother into the mix…

Ah yes, that old song and dance.

He's back in Pog form?

My guess is the dragons burned the blockade and many of Euron's ships, and that's how the Unsullied were able to get through.

Joffrey IIRC. He was trying to impress his parents.

You mean Cersei? /wink

Davos: Hey you know what would be great?
Jon: What?
Davos: If you fucked your Aunt

And you may tell yourself/
This is not my beautiful castle!/
And you may tell yourself/
This is not my beautiful fat brother Sam!/
And you may say to yourself/
Seven Hells, what have I done?

I like how she favors the children-burning dragon over the other two non children-burning dragons.

And by tomorrow he'll have A THOUSAND!

And telling Lysa to poison Jon Arryn, setting off the entire chain of events!

Bronn could pull him out, as his only armor is plot armor

Nice fakeout with the ending. Back in S5 they did this with Tyrion falling into the water; they cut to black for a very long time, making us think the episode had ended, then we see Jorah pull him to safety. This time, no safety, fuck you viewers.

Jon's face is all "Look, I'm not getting stabbed in the heart again, okay? Jesus, lady."

They called him Boner Champ back in college.

He knew that was Jaime from a distance. White steed, shiny Gold armor, trademark blonde hair.