So what you’re saying is that there was a 50% chance we would have an instrument called the “Adolphaphone”

You know, I don’t really mind them that much, but I could see how it could annoy others.

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It itself is a meme, yes.

Every gen must have its Pidgey, and its Rattata, and its Pikachu. But Gen 5 was particularly egregious because they copied like 75 other Gen 1 Pokémon, which, along with the hoops you had to jump through to catch old Pokémon (I’m not someone who keeps old games), temporarily soured me on the franchise. I only came…

LOL YES

I love when it cuts to Buster going “Who ARE these guys?!”

Agreed. Maybe she’ll pull a Dwayne Johnson. If she does, hopefully there’ll be fewer casualties this time.

I skipped out on Christmas by telling my folks my stomach was too upset to travel to my Aunt’s. But I had Christmas Eve dinner with them and got a few nice gifts and got to endure my father’s nonsensical Pro-Trump ramblings, which were constantly undercut with his admission (finally) that the man is an idiot, but he…

They should’ve brought him out, and then he goes “Why am I here? I was on the show before you!” And everybody else goes “You were?” Because everyone forgets about poor Garrett Morris.

Can we please stop with the word stans already. Let’s just go back to calling them sheep.

Surely you’re not suggesting that a Square game is confusing?!?

What are the chances of us getting a Hanna-Barbera cinematic universe going? Or is this (or The Venture Bros.) as close as we will ever get?

I just really want Top Cat and Jabberjaw to join forces is all

A lot of Pokemon are weird sizes. Ariados is a 3 foot long spider. That’s WAY scarier than most Ghosts. And Charizard is only like 6 ft tall.

Ron Swanson wouldn’t vote. Neither would Tom, probably.

Andy would vote for whomever Leslie told him to vote for.

April would write in “Bart Simpson”

If they really want to make it like WoW they should have him be the only character you can play as for a full year

You’re not. Hell, in the early aughts I wanted to make a site like this for me and my friends to goof around. I sort of did, but with my limited HTML skills it was basically “give me your content and I will upload it.”

Everyone and their mother had this idea. It already existed! Zucks just gets credit because...I don’t…

Or elderly Drew Carey.

I just bought most of them on Blu-Ray - literally two weeks ago - because they weren’t available for streaming.

NBC owns the rights to Jennifer Aniston in perpetuity. They’re making mad $$$ off Apple TV.

I do not stan for this headline. Cancel it.