Quote from Futurama.

His Klump work was groundbreaking. We wouldn’t have the Madea Cinematic Universe without it.

I love that you can just “invent” a dog

Well, my uncle works for Nintendo and his girlfriend lives in Canada so you know I’m legit too

Cotton balls have a million household uses, so good on you, Whimsicott.

Something something eat the other five

“Green Screen 101"

Famous Auteurs: I have an indie drama about white people
Adam Driver: I’m there

some blue-haired hunk

I wish they would hire Michael Jackson’s doctor instead.

Hasn’t David Spade had, like, 6 different talk shows on Comedy Central in the last 20 years? Is there a Guinness Book of Sad World Records?

Well, yeah it’s not being influenced. The TV show actually finished.

The Hobbit movies were bad, but the cast definitely wasn’t why.

Fuckin Yanmega, such a waste of an opportunity for a Bug/Dragon type. Instead we evolve a crappy Pokémon to another crappy Pokémon.

As for Darumaka, I always wanted the Fire/Psychic Hidden Ability version of its evolution, but never got one. Oh well.

HE CAN’T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES

Well, I always thought Kareem was the greatest, but my Dad says he doesn’t work hard enough on defense.

Latinks

THAT LITTLE SNOT BOY, I’D LIKE TO SMACK THAT KID

Isn’t this the movie where at the end he meets a girl named Autumn?

Yeah fuck this movie.

I always confuse Conor McGregor with Cormac McCarthy, and honestly it makes sense either way