I think it all depends on whether they get rid of Strasburg or not and what they get for him if they do deal him.

I don't really care to parse what Crystal is saying here, but I will say this for onscreen sex. If somebody shoved my laptop, my papers and a couple of my nice wine glasses off the table while simultaneously attempting to devour my head, I'd lose interest pretty quickly.

The people at Charlie Hebdo had more courage in their sleep than this creep has ever had in his life. Way to piss off soccer moms and flash knives at drunks pal.

You sappy sentimentalist.

Fresh Pecorino Romano for all?

*should have sought help five years ago*

Basil Fawlty is a well-known sicko and creep.

I want to throw her in a pot and stew her.

I have to admit that you're one of the ONLY motherfuckers around here making me laugh right about now.

Who the hell doesn't you pervert?

Oh now the fables are spurned.

TUG THOSE NADS

Oh stop. It takes a few hours for the Whopper to migrate to the lower intestine. You can keep the shop open for probably three to four hours after a Whopper. Just ask your Mom.

I don't think so. My love of Lundqvist is pretty damn conscious.

The "What Exactly Is Happening To Me" thread.

I live in the frozen Northeast so its been all about soups and stews lately.

IT'S SO FILTHY AND DIRTY MY HEAD EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're putting down Norwalk, Connecticut I'll have you know that I basically live on oysters and liquor.

Oh, an aristocrat!

It's not petty or ridiculous, it just a simple fact. Don't waste your time or hers by trying to rationalize your way to an attraction that was never there in the first place.