Isn't he a bloated German? How exactly can he be extradited "back" to the U.S.?
Sloppy silly Sammy.

Nash Bridges was a fuckin' great show.

"This here's the wattle it's the emblem of our land, you can put it in a bottle you can hold it in your hand!"

To quote one of the ladies I unfortunately must live with, "How can they shoot him with such tiny bullets?"

On their forearms ya perv.

I won't. Who the hell would I sell it to?

You've been told.

It's supposed to work you into a lather.

Are you Lisa Lampinelli?

Is the A.V. Club now anti-Lars Von Trier?

Most people are still trying to figure out why a "pizza buffet" is a thing.

Is that really the best you've got, you herpetic anal bead?

I prefer heavily Spanish inflected Tagalog, ya buttplug.

Can you start the discussion off by deciding which language you're going to type in?

Wow, your A.B.T. game leaves me wanting.

Ale is a pretty common factor in a lot of rapes, I've found.

You wish you could be me.

Well, you're being pretty cute so it's hard to be as rough as I would naturally be.

Thank you for your thoughtful response. It may be a bit of a joke but you can always count on Canadians to engage you in civil discourse. I felt really at home in both Toronto and Montreal when I visited. Canadians are good folks.

On a serious note, I've never known a profoundly ill person who's only recourse for palliative care was marijuana. I have, however, known dozens of jokers in multiple states who have faked symptoms to get scripts and who campaign for legalization by misrepresenting their medical histories. Of course this is all…