If you do it left handed it's like another person.

Do vacuous young twits still wear Aeropostale? I thought it was all the Gap and Banana Republic these days.

Necrophiliac by Lars Von Trier.

Pretty sure the Rhinestone Cowboy is NOT schmaltz.

"You're not a punk, and I'm telling everyone!"

Those gorges do tend to seem irresistible around February/March.

That is a true pity. You could substitute some celery and a little white vinegar instead. Or just the vinegar is you have a problem with celery as well.

Sorry about your cat. I know how it feels about 10 times over ( I basically grew up in a zoo with tons of dogs, cats, mice, gerbils, birds, crabs, fish etc. etc all the time.)

They Germans ran a train on them.

Although Germans usually like it the other way around, they'll take this result.

Yukon golds, shredded white onion, chopped bacon, chopped cornichons, dijon mustard, olive oil & salt & pepper. Also, some dill or parsley depending on mood.

Yeah, you really need to keep the legions of women waiting in the wings off your jock.

It was the damn hack doctor he went to what done it, certainly not the Macallan.

When you fall off you've got to get right back up on that White Horse.

Molson Ice XXX and Old Overholt when I'm feeling poor and white-trashy.

Top-shelf vodka or gin, seltzer and lemon or lime. On the rocks of course. Stay away from sugary mixers and dark liquors, they exacerbate a hangover if you have a bit too much.

Was he saying something along the lines of that the crew were all wife beaters and habitual drunkards who deserved nothing better than the harsh life of the sea?

Could it be the codeine?

Glove slap! Shut your big yap! Glove slap baaaaby!

Rolando has definitely crossed the line here. I'm starting to have serious doubts about him. Don't know if he can be trusted in a combat situation.