Imagine buying into Twitter so much that you do this.

Just like Yeezus, this album is for white people. I’m a white person, and this shit is WAY too white for even me. This album is for the proverbial Them and They. It’s caucastic and wack and insulting and trash. Fuck Kanye. He’s over now. Not cancelled, just over. 

What could POSSIBLY be so morally wrong with you that you think Hersheys are worse than Mary Janes?

Hahaha oh Kate, that isn’t hard to say...

Try. Just try one time. 

I’m gonna go out on that redwood-sized limb and say that Miyamoto has done far more for world and indeed Japanese culture than Miyazaki.

Boring as shit. You claim that you don’t need to go to personal attacks AFTER you went to that. Which was in your second post, by the way. Don’t be so fragile, kid! Come on. Entertain me. Please. Pleeeeeaaaaaaase entertain me. 

Okay, you’re now trigged enough to go to the personal attacks because you realize how you look in public right now. That’s good, but not very entertaining or funny. Do you have anything else to offer? Take me on a journey.

Everyone remember: Activizzard hates you. You, specifically.

“How To Not Get The Job”

YES! YYYEEEEESSSSS! Fuck YES! Best news I’ve seen since Trumpito QQing on national TV. Are those two still slow-stroking it to that We Love Racism show they were gonna make?

I really don’t believe that. At all. That seems like an overly simplistic excuse to me. Everybody understands the explicit difference between calling the cops, and calling the cops to make SPECIFIC reports that require the response of that department’s actual paramilitary force. Make no mistake: No matter what these…

Yeah! Keep moving those goalposts! You might even understand why, someday.

I think the worst part about this is that when some rando swats a streamer, the outcome they’re HOPING for is that the streamer gets murdered by the cops. 

You are correct, it has never not sucked.

Why did this take so long? Was he that far down the list, or....what am I missing?

Imagine still thinking wealth and intelligence are even correlated! 

So uuuuhhh why doesn’t The Takeout get their own little copy of the GMG official statement pretending to care that we all hate autoplay videos and Kinja being an unusable wreck for a month?

Remember four years ago when 40% of Jalopnik articles were shitting on the Veloster because nobody employed here had bothered to drive the good one?

Zucc is a pretty stupid guy.