$300k is zero money, coming from a professional sports team.

I’m just sick of killing wolves in games in general. It’s not a fear thing, it’s a think of a second enemy thing, like, at all. Any other one. 

I have wanted to play this game for so long, but I don’t feel like killing that many wolves. 

Shout out to “signing ceremony”

BIG

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This article really sticks out in the Gizmodo lineup. 

Honestly, genuinely: What ARE we going to do when the bubble pops on these companies who collected millions and millions of dollars on business ideas that cannot make money?

Writing about porn is invariably dull, but this is pretty extreme even by that metric. 

Better, thanks for making the change.

Better, thanks for making the change.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Fairly scummy to list this as a Price Mistake when it very, very, very transparently is not.

Fairly scummy to list this as a Price Mistake when it very, very, very transparently is not.

okay bye 

Today, on WILL YOU FUCK IT

Still more than I paid for it, and still too much. 

Still more than I paid for it, and still too much. 

Apple Eating ASMR [HD] [2019]

Burn for that!

We sure do in one!

I honestly wish I had the spare time to get het up about shit from 2008.

You imagine THIS is what is covered under recording consent laws? THAT’S where you’re at with this?