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Calm down. 

That ship sailed with Sandy Hook. 

Hope you got a bunch of CR2025s and are good at soldering. 

Chicken dip is Russell Wilson in Round 3. HOW did it fall that far?

So at this point, they’re just enabling the Rule 34 huh. 

It’s heavy-handed, turn-the-tables, gotcha-back feminisms

Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contradictory position. 

Because I am a Certified Gamer® I understand that the Game Boy Horror is the handheld of choice for real gamerz. Noobs could never understand it.

FIX KINJA SO I CAN POST GIFS

Totoro is the most stressful show I’ve ever watched.

What is it, exactly, that you imagine is in pie crust? The same stuff! Only much, MUCH better. Because more butter and more sugar. And more crumbs, come to that. So many crumbs they form a solid matrix.

Yes, I’d like to get in line at your argument clinic to fight about ketchup in spaghetti. Do I need to take a number?

[Triggering intensifies]

said nobody ever

Okay, but are there any players on the other team that you’d like to out for no reason? Or...why...are you here, exactly?

Twitter is the biggest misstep in the history of technology, and if there is any cosmic justice, Jack’s life will be nothing be abject misery for a very, very long time. 

Imagine writing this blog and missing that Amazon is marketing Ring, face recognition, and police departments to their customers. 

And Volcano sauce. All I really want from Taco Bell is a one-year free for all where ALL the shit comes back.