FIX KINJA SO I CAN POST GIFS

Totoro is the most stressful show I’ve ever watched.

What is it, exactly, that you imagine is in pie crust? The same stuff! Only much, MUCH better. Because more butter and more sugar. And more crumbs, come to that. So many crumbs they form a solid matrix.

Yes, I’d like to get in line at your argument clinic to fight about ketchup in spaghetti. Do I need to take a number?

[Triggering intensifies]

said nobody ever

Okay, but are there any players on the other team that you’d like to out for no reason? Or...why...are you here, exactly?

And Volcano sauce. All I really want from Taco Bell is a one-year free for all where ALL the shit comes back.

All of this is funny

boof

I don’t think this vertical is for you. Have you tried Lifehacker?

Dumb question: Am I using five spice wrong? No matter how little of it I put in anything, if I use it, the dish ONLY tastes like five-spice.

The funniest part of those trailers is Will Smith doing Young Will Smith voice by very slightly tightening his neck muscles.

This is the loneliest thing I’ve ever read. 

We can actually fight. We don’t have to do this over Kinja, we can throw hands for real.

Or maybe they just aren’t using a slotted spoon in the warming tray. It could be that simple.

I didn’t care about the old leaked Taco Bell meat ingredients. I don’t even care about horse meat in my food, I just get mad that they don’t tell me ahead of time so I can savor the noble flavor of neigh. But I actually do care about jagged metal Krusty-Os in my chalupa. Also, bring back the Baja chalupa you cowards.…

Right? 

See? Told ya so. 

RIP or whatever I guess. Is HamNo gone?