This is a blog that decently lays out why Hillary Clinton was a terrible, terrible presidential candidate.

If you serve me a fruit pie with a crumb topping in 2019, I’m calling the cops. 

I do not care to explain it, no. I am not the arbiter of any culture, nor am I a dictionary.

Y...yeah. This is getting worse. 

Kim’s current surgery generation looks p good imo

SHUT THIS COMPANY DOWN

My Some Guy fetish has progressed to the point that I will only be able to achieve release if Tim Tebow and Glen Coffee appear.

Ah. I see. None of it comes across as genuine to me. I view it all as self-serious and (like those Sling TV commercials) pandering. High key. Zero chill. That kind of stuff. Never got the appeal of Ron Swanson as a character either, all I saw was repressed toxic masculinity. Maybe that’s the issue. Nick Offerman’s…

Tryhard =/= Trying Hard

TO BE FAIR, Chi-Chis made a dope taco salad. They served it in, like, a big taco shell thing. Plus, there are worse Heps than the A one. They were just trailblazing for Chipotle.

Start with Red Dead 2. It’s ASMR for the concept of playing video games: Every action has little or no overall impact, but takes a long time. There’s a big, long, slow learning curve and hours of tutorials. Failing and dying is not really punished much, and it all looks and sounds really good. Plus, when you DO…

Can I just...I don’t “get” the deal with this guy and his character from Parks and Rec. Can someone explain the appeal to me? All I see is tryhard. 

No, you can laugh at these people. If you didn’t learn to tell analog time until your twenties, you deserve mockery for choosing to be ignorant. 

“You know that old, pointless numbercircle hanging on the wall? You can use this LIFEHACK to make that useless numbercircle tell you what time it is!”

Yeah, no, THIS parenting column is gonna fuckin work. THIS one will do well. The other ones? Not so much. But THIS one, is SURE to work. THIS time. 

Can I be the guy to argue that - all hype about loot boxes, AAA beta public launches, and assorted other arguments aside - on its own merits, The Division 2 is the lowest-quality game to be released by Ubisoft in the past 5 years?

Politician Arnold Schwarzenegger also filmed a documentary about the dangers of human cloning called The 6th Day.

You could have written this 3 years ago, and it still would have been late. 

Compared to the PC version running at 1080p on a modestly powerful gaming laptop

That is too many dish towels.