Yeah, no, THIS parenting column is gonna fuckin work. THIS one will do well. The other ones? Not so much. But THIS one, is SURE to work. THIS time. 

Can I be the guy to argue that - all hype about loot boxes, AAA beta public launches, and assorted other arguments aside - on its own merits, The Division 2 is the lowest-quality game to be released by Ubisoft in the past 5 years?

You could have written this 3 years ago, and it still would have been late. 

Compared to the PC version running at 1080p on a modestly powerful gaming laptop

That is too many dish towels.

I don’t believe in the way Tim Sweeney does business, so I do all I can to not buy or play Epic Games products. He’s a big fan of saying one thing (namely lambasting other companies on a business-practice level), and then doing exactly that same thing with Epic Games six months later and acting both like it’s a fresh,…

Y’all throw bananas at black soccer players weekly.

Here’s the issue with stupid people continuing to do blackface: This costume, and literally every single other costume hat would require blackface, would be exactly as recognizable without changing skin tone. Don’t be such fucking idiots. 

As much as I dislike Epic Games and Tim Sweeney specifically, there can be no doubt that they are doing this MMO shooter better than anyone has done any online game since WoW and its first three expansions. 

Son, what are you looking at. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT.

FINALLY a red-blooded American who isn’t afraid to stand up for what is moral and right in the world!

Bush league. This whole video centers around a car mentioned in one line. 

Remember Flip cams? Me neither.

Dark Souls 2?

What they need to do is replace both of those things with mac and cheese

KFC should not try to become a wing spot. KFC should become a mac and cheese spot.

F

GMG isn’t great at covering YouTube.

If I watch this, is it the same as doing 1 feminism?

the most punk shit of all is, like, Barry Manilow.