Okay. They all do it. I mean, every single tech company does this. Because there’s no punishment. There’s no consequence. It doesn’t matter. No government agency could charge these companies enough money to make this intentional misuse ever matter to them.

GRIMES COME GET YOUR MANS

These whiskey pods are not a hack, and in fact emblematic of the worst kind of “hack”—the kind that nobody asked for.

Depends on your own interpretation of someone else’s reality, really. 

Speak for yourself, normie. 

Damn, I really really don’t have a fuck to give about this. 

Maybe I’m the last horse on this one, but were there only like 22 people in the crowd at that game? For an undefeated NFL team? Against an upstart team featuring half the big name players under, like, 25?

Let us now all go and uninstall the internet. 

Don’t. They don’t care, and neither do you. 

I was in the middle of writing a whole thing about how I feel that Gizmodo inaccurately portrays hardware development and marketing to appease their interpretation of the narrative from between 3 and 5 years ago, but then I deleted it all. This coverage is not for me. I don’t know who it IS for, but it’s not for me.

How do YOU know that kid didn’t want new glasses huh

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WHAT ABOUT A CHOCOLATE STOUT HUH

I’m almost positive Kotaku has posted about this before. 

I love these stories! Even though ghosts aren’t real, reading what delusions people associate AS ghosts is the most fascinating thing in the world.

I look forward to the content from all of the former SI staffers that will be independent contractors to Deadspin twenty five minutes from now.

That gif of the dog in the burning house but the dog is made up of burning houses

Take from this that yes, controversy sells, and this “controversy” was faked well enough to trigger the right people and have them do enough Rabbling to generate ACTUAL security bulletins from law enforcement agencies. It’s good marketing! And as always, Americans look the stupidest as a result of it. 

UH they could update any single fucking thing in their showroom, how about that for a start?

What do you call it when it’s not a conspiracy any more and they actually are out to kill you?