Let us now all go and uninstall the internet. 

Don’t. They don’t care, and neither do you. 

How do YOU know that kid didn’t want new glasses huh

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WHAT ABOUT A CHOCOLATE STOUT HUH

I’m almost positive Kotaku has posted about this before. 

I love these stories! Even though ghosts aren’t real, reading what delusions people associate AS ghosts is the most fascinating thing in the world.

I look forward to the content from all of the former SI staffers that will be independent contractors to Deadspin twenty five minutes from now.

UH they could update any single fucking thing in their showroom, how about that for a start?

What do you call it when it’s not a conspiracy any more and they actually are out to kill you?

Honestly, if you’re a literal Queen and you have NOT done this at least 50 times, there’s something super wrong with you. 

A supposedly rational title

Ugh, I’ve been a PC gamer for many a year, so that icon triggers me

You can all thank me for this directly. Every time I’m about to cancel, they bring some heat. 

You can all thank me for this directly. Every time I’m about to cancel, they bring some heat. 

You worked for Gawker?

I don’t know what you’re talking about, pivoting to video has a 100% success rate. 

No, YOU can feel it. 

I couldn’t be happier about how this all went down.

Thank you

Certain periods of American history can now be viewed solely through the lens of the Joker we had at the time.