Hah!

“Snuggle up to” is a classic. 

If you’re comparing the interior build quality of a Ford Focus and an Audi, you might be perfect for Jalopnik. 

OH YEAH THAT’LL WORK

Since 90s Hondas, yep. 

[honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk]

To...what. To you? Nah.

Guess it’s OK when self-described feminists are the ones doing the exploiting

Did they put the TYPHOON back into BL3? The answer to this question alone will decide whether or not I ever buy this game.

“New York, The Rap List”

Shout to this coming from the “Personal Finance Writer”

Mans is hot now, I guess.

Hmm. Is this a joke grime freestyle or a real grime freestyle?

And...you say that you can live there?

Secks

Pagers were the flex. Even today pagers are a strong flex. Like, for when you want other people to know that other people want you, but you ain’t really...you know?

The purpose with which that thicc boy moved to the red machine is absolutely stunning. 

The journey is long, but I shall go with you, brother. 

First you wanna pretend that you’re citing a reputable publication, acting as if you don’t like City Journal solely because its backed by a whole gaggle of mini-Trumps, and then when you get caught with your teeny bias dick dangling down, oh THEN it’s “underlying data”! That’s a fuckin’ classic babe. Good, GOOD kinja.

I’m DYING laughing