No, I’m not reading all of that. But I did play about 20 hours of Division 2 online this weekend. With a female player character. Guess what NEVER happened yet again?

Oh damn AB going ALL the way down huh.

Yeah, jump RIGHT in that fucking bubble. Nothing can go wrong!

That’s not what OP said.

Nobody but you said what you’re saying. 

I’m saying what I said: I do not believe OP’s post, based on vast personal experience.

No. I’ve played female characters in online games across every platform since Starsiege: Tribes, and this has NEVER ONCE happened to me. What, you want us to believe that someone got so turned on by the 9 polygons of your UO toon that they slid into your DMs which didn’t exist then? That somebody saw your pink armor…

This looks a lot like Donut County, which is the best fun I’ve ever had sucking. I’m looking forward to having a good time honking. 

The phrase is “Mandela Effect”

You missed it, bud. 

Tekashi is not walking down the street. 

And I OOP

Nancy Pelosi has been, over the entire course of her political career, no more or less than fucking useless. Fuck her. And fuck that she’s been the example for young women to look up to. 

Nobody disagrees. 

I thought...I thought that was commuted already or something. Maybe that was the parole violations? 

The Bloods? You’re asking if The Bloods are a big enough gang to have national reach?

Nah nah nah. It’s not wild that he’s cooperating. Its wild HOW FULLY he’s cooperating. There’s a TAPE of his own kidnapping! With TWO camera angles! If he pulls out literally a cork board with the pictures and connecting strings, it would be some regular shit at this point. Like, there’s cooperating and then there’s…

Money. Money, money, money, money. That’s why. 

Wait...WHAT? How is there this much footage? 

I’m positive what you mean is that electric cars are as cheap as they’re going to get for a while now, but your choices for cheaper cars are disappearing, so figure it out.