This looks a lot like Donut County, which is the best fun I’ve ever had sucking. I’m looking forward to having a good time honking. 

The phrase is “Mandela Effect”

You missed it, bud. 

Tekashi is not walking down the street. 

And I OOP

Nancy Pelosi has been, over the entire course of her political career, no more or less than fucking useless. Fuck her. And fuck that she’s been the example for young women to look up to. 

Nobody disagrees. 

I thought...I thought that was commuted already or something. Maybe that was the parole violations? 

The Bloods? You’re asking if The Bloods are a big enough gang to have national reach?

Nah nah nah. It’s not wild that he’s cooperating. Its wild HOW FULLY he’s cooperating. There’s a TAPE of his own kidnapping! With TWO camera angles! If he pulls out literally a cork board with the pictures and connecting strings, it would be some regular shit at this point. Like, there’s cooperating and then there’s…

Money. Money, money, money, money. That’s why. 

Wait...WHAT? How is there this much footage? 

I’m positive what you mean is that electric cars are as cheap as they’re going to get for a while now, but your choices for cheaper cars are disappearing, so figure it out. 

With this money Rivian might actually be able to make their first run of pickups.

That Gameboy Micro is the flex, Fahey, and I know that you know that.

I severely doubt you go around telling the public that you’re a mewling, milquetoast scrunt, so why should things be different for him?

This is internet feminism. Public masturbation can be a joke when its a woman.

Sometimes you get what you paid for. 

Erik Shilling, 10 years too late: “HAVE U HERD OF HYBRIDS? THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!”