I’m dying laughing at how stupid you are.

This isn’t a real problem, and the “solution” proves it.

woaaaaaaaaaaah a company stealing from independent artists no…

Shout to “can argue”

I fail to see the problem. 

The “term of abuse” definition is the same as def 1. It’s actually part OF def 1, nutmeat. 

Explain in intricate detail how a cave rescue diver would get stuck in a cave and NOT have it be exactly what he does for his actual job.

There are no AC batteries. That is not how batteries work. 

You are correct. In what way is that meant to be a counterpoint. 

Publish your statistics or shut the fuck up. 

The 2020 Zero SR/F fires up in total silence—it’s a trip. There’s no exhaust rumble or clattering pistons, just a few lights on the TFT dash. “Are you sure it’s on,” more than one person asked. But when you twist the throttle, you finally hear something. And more importantly–you feel something.

“Creepy old man” has the exact same implication as “pedo”. The EXACT FUCKING SAME. For being such a crafty businessman, Elon’s an idiot almost all of the time.

Gayly Prophet hosts Jessie Blount and Lark Malakai Grey are two queer witches who break down the Harry Potter series one chapter at a time, lovingly and ruthlessly, through a queer intersectional feminist lens.

I can’t wait until somebody measures the inefficiency of this crap. It’s gonna be catastrophic.

It’s the glasses.

You went straight to antimatter bombs?

Can’t wait for the microbrews this fucking picture forces into existence. 

They totally can stop all of y’all too. 

Dumb advice. Kids need to know its okay to answer the question “Why are you feeling ____?” (which they will hear for the ENTIRETY OF THEIR LIVES) with “I don’t know.” That’s an answer. That’s a real, valid, genuine, acceptable answer.

No, Thin Blue Line, cops aren’t FOR shooting people, that’s just what bad cops do.