I...what? Let’s all go look up the word remake.

On George Bush’s birthday! For shame!

Oh shit basketball did 9/11?

Literally the fact that you claim it to not be controversial proves its controversial. Because fuck Barstool and everyone who looks like them. 

I recognize a “FUCK I forgot the trimmer guard” cover-up face haircut when I see one

Stop DMing children. Just entirely stop DMing children. 

STOP

He looks like a twink Blake Bortles. If that’s a fetish

year after year

I, uh...Did Kevin Durant win a ring? I don’t remember. 

I do not think she does, no. That doesn’t seem to be the implication here, nor what happened according to the book. 

including a new Sonic the Hedgehog game and the revamped Frogger

They mean the Surface Tab, budski.

A guy that I remember is Riley Cooper. 

You know how you feel. You feel that Destiny is a bad game. And it is! It is a bad game. And its totally fine to like bad games. I like a TON of bad games, but not Destiny. You don’t like Destiny either. You like what you think Destiny should have been, what it might have been, but that imagining wasn’t, isn’t, and…

Don’t do what it is that you’re doing

I guess Todd finally saw that documentary. 

Oh damn this game is trash, isn’t it.

It’s been out for more than a decade.

Hate all you want, I’m gonna be pumped for the week I play this game after I get it in the April HumbleBundle.