Kotaku is probably right next door to you. How is it possible for you to be so out to lunch about how Tom Clancy shit handles South America?

Since tomato jam isn’t on here, I’m gonna go right on ahead and cancel this list. 

I mean...the homie looks like Benimaru with a beard, so

Just tell me where they do that at

So, we had the suck and cuck, and now we have the...I guess...blow and go?

Are you married? It sure as shit doesn’t seem so. 

I’m gonna go ahead and point out the obvious: The N word is worse than those things you said.

Not that, they don’t DARE ban him, not with Mixer literally throwing gold bars at every YouTuber and streamer out there.

the cowboy-hatted, easy-going Bum Phillips, who was always easy with a wisecrack.

That is not a new laptop. 

God dammit Nintendo

I’m scared of every single thing in this article. 

Also the game was trash so...why bother. 

I would absolutely buy Wind Waker again again if they put it on Switch. Twilight Princess can go do one. 

Can you stop running years-old sexual assault allegation articles in your feature articles banner, you nasty, slimy, base, tedious fucks?

Couple things

Oh, Jezebel isn’t the one to talk about this.

Nope. Fight me about it.