A tendency to tend? That’s the worst kind of that. 

John Travolta killed his son. 

So.

This is what I did for my first time semi-professionally shooting a race. It works fantastically well, but don’t expect to fit in with the real pros doing it.

This is what I did for my first time semi-professionally shooting a race. It works fantastically well, but don’t…

Minimum wage only applies to jobs.

The double doink was a block. 

Dad, shut the fuck up and go back to being dead. You’re so far out of your depth, you’re likely to drown a second time. And if you’re embryonic enough to have to choose between your HOME and your PHONE, you don’t deserve either one. 

Oh, that’s not what standing up to the patriarchy is. 

As a guy, I literally cannot understand how “attractive” is used as shorthand for “WOULD FUCK”, or more laterally, “CANNOT STOP FROM TRYING TO FUCK”. Mad people are attractive. Far more are ugly, but there’s lots of attractive people. So what? What does that have to do with anything? I don’t understand it.

Me? Oh, nothin’. Just here in the comments looking for the faux piracy outrage. Frauds every one of them. 

I love when owners of phones three generations old say stuff like this. 

YOUR GIRL BOUGHT TWO PIECES OF TRIDENT WHITE FOR FRONT TEETH

Darpa was the one that did LOST, right

No don’t

Since nothing is really going on right now, does anyone want to talk about music?

Dear corpse of Telltale:

“Competent” is heavy praise to levy at a mediocre, party-line Dem who can’t stop cramming both feet into her own mouth at every possible opportunity and possessing less than zero ability to recover.

Holy.

No, don’t help them. 

Staaaaaaaaaaaahp it. I get aroused just thinking about a Switch Pokemon TCG game. But no. Nintendo hates me, and only me specifically, so that’ll never happen.