Nnnnnn...nope. This was a waste.

Imagine humblebragging about the most obvious possible conclusion

What’s so weird about the Bears WYTS is that Drew always claims his rival team is the Packers. This entry annually proves that he understands where the Vikings rank in the division.

the kick was blocked, champ

IT

Indeed. Bikes should not be on roads. 

Real quick reminder that if you label yourself as an “incel”, the reason you can’t get laid is because you’re an intolerable bore, a wastrel, a creepy gremlin, and a backasswards dullard who couldn’t reason his way out of an open doorway, or into functional society - which is far, far easier.

Give that joke back to the podcast you stole it from.

Nobody is impressed by your performative and false denigration of Dave Matthews Band. Nobody believes you. It’s okay to stop.

Game Informer was still around huh? Nifty. And what’s fucked up is that I grew up in the golden age of gaming mags. DAMN those were some good times. Nintendo Power art contests. EGM. OXM. PC Gamer. PSM. One of the first things I added to my PSC was a selection of the finest OPM ROMS. And then I discovered RPS and that…

My PC took a shit just as my friend and I were getting into this game.

This is a dumb idea. 

LETSA GO

We’ve all seen movies. 

The internet was a mistake. Also, you’d suffer more bodily damage dropping a motorcycle at a standstill than Blanco Thotiana up there suffered from a fucking “crash”. Run the bike pics sis. Run the helmet hit pic sis. No? Cause it’s not your bike? Damn it’s not even your helmet? That’s craaaazy. 

I’m gonna need proof that Joakim Noah plays in the NBA. 

Yes

I mean

His anger would have more impact if he wasn’t...chubby...now.

What about “In my experience” was unclear? I’m still not looking for a plot exposition, I understand how the game works.