I’ve always thought of Twin Snakes as Otacon’s re-telling of MGS. It’s like one of his Japanese animes.

TS was not built in the MGS2 engine.

Nice

The best part about this entire thing? That kick was blocked.

USE

I agree, it was pretty embarassing how gurning and squirming Gawker was for that tape to be released.

Easy question, winning on both literal and figurative fronts: Divorce meals. Come on broken home kids, y’all know what time it was when you went to the other parent’s house, the one who couldn’t cook. Especially that first year after? Man. Campbell’s soup (probably clam chowder), store brand boxed mac and cheese,…

“Please show us public support but also do not support us in public.”

Can’t wait for y’all to turn on this in nineteen days. 

Wouldn’t it be something though, if Caserio didn’t ever get the offer because he refused to follow Easterby upstairs?

What’s wrong, racist? Can’t type shithole on your work PC?

Don’t bring the worst song from Maroon into this.

It has been a slow burn, but I’m now completely addicted to the look of the remake. It’s stunning. 

America doesn’t have a national language.

Imagine feeling like you have to pretend to be to cool for Boaty McBoatface. Or was that an editorial decision and you drew the short straw?

This is Jalopnik. It’s literally a blog.

Scabs. They’re called scabs.

Imagine trying to kink-shame arm placement, while also being so insecure you can’t even watch your partner receive pleasure that you are ACTIVELY giving without the need to make it about yourself.

What kind of nightmare pastiche is this?

Those women fucking hate each other. This is literally like watching Gaga and Brad.