While the pluckiness and self-aware nature of the S2000 is amusing to me, the real hero is the McLaren Senna owner who is ACTUALLY tracking his car instead of placing it inside their sealed garage with a more sophisticated HVAC system than most laboratories.

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

CALL ME CRAZY, BUT ALL THIS KINDA SPEAKS POORLY ABOUT THEIR DECISION TO PASS, DOESN’T IT?

Cheers!

Fuck you (Sorry, impulse response... I meant “Whattaburger”) and Nebraska.

Oh man, I’d say there’s was a solid 3 year period in my youth in which all my dreams and aspirations hinged on one day owning a blue butter Avirex leather

What I’m saying is, there were actually TWO monsters....and one WAS named Frankenstein.

Mmm bad take 

Counterpoint: touch the cars. You won’t hurt ‘em. They will be fine. Get your grubby mitts all over them. Someone can just wipe the prints off later. No harm done.

Fair comment - I’m just assuming that the trunk didn’t blow open due to an explosion, but popped later once the latch failed or distorted due to heat. Just because that’s what happened the one time I saw a trunk fire at the track. 

I certainly do now. Less so when I was younger. 

Oh wow is Weak and Trapped me from a year ago?

I am an ungrateful S.O.B and I need to be punished.

Unlike the Browns OL Coach, I can see you’re a huge fan of stretching.

I read Zodiac Motherfucker’s in that same wistful, yet in ALL-CAPs, tone that George uses to describe the rabbit farm to Lenny.

200mph with a check engine light.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

im going to frame this and hang it on my office wall