I actually had to look up what a door-to-door salesperson was, find out what an encyclopedia was, exhume and resurrect a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman, buy a full set of encyclopedias, read through every book, discover that this reference was too old for encyclopedias, kill the blood-ravenous zombie encyclopedia…

Whose fire is that

That show hasn’t been on for 396 years.

Shout to the word “Now” in this headline

You’re dead wrong. They’ve already established their youth line, and its doing fine. They don’t need to change a thing, because scoreboard. 

MICHELLE

OMG remember that guy Ken Bone? That sounds like something he would say lmao haha

Anything that says “Ultra” on it fam.

My condolences :(

Take that for data, I guess. 

The fuck is this and how did I get here

And?

Damn boy Imma have to come back for seconds on this one. This some fuckin rich-ass shit right here.

PlayOnline was the best

Hot take: The bike will not sound like this.

This is a good idea.

I think BSO reported this all started because Karl-Anthony Towns wasn’t eating something like Jimmy Butler could.

I still haven’t stopped laughing at how the Supra NASCAR looks

No you didn’t. You just had nothing else to write about and slapped the sausage to a regular-ass story you had in your head.

What do you mean “What happens to the hardcore Corvette fans?”