John de Lancie, best known as Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation

I just laughed myself to hiccups at how funny this kid looks

No because its Jalopnik comments and its cool to make fun of literally everything and not ever be chill 

Fly the plane

The lesson here is the same as in every story about cops: Most cops are incredibly unfit to do their jobs.

Anwar, my son, you will go far in this world armed with knowledge that Ben Simmons is scared to shoot a single shot

The guy in that lambo is a squid

Thank you for explaining the only variables that could even possibly be in play here, not sure anyone would have gotten it otherwise

Oh, no, its not trolling, she’s literally a baby killer.

Universally, all advice that contains the rhetorical question “Is it kind?” is shit, so fuck all that noise. Furthermore, no matter how you try and teach this as a parent, relationships dynamics are so different that no matter what “streets” your kids end up on, that’s where they’ll really learn about snitching.

I sincerely hope every bad thing happens to Scott Walker, Rebecca Kleefisch, and their families. Every bad thing. Throughout their entire family lineage, including ancestors. 

“But what if the browns ARE your goal?”

G&Ws animations were different in Melee. That’s literally what OP is pointing out in his comment. 

Hey Ethan first time long time, I like that you wrote the article in the comments instead of in the article. Forward thinking. Also, there aren’t really that many Native Americans in Japan for some reason, which seems pretty racist of the Japanese tbqh anyways I’ll hang up and listen

Still looks like shit, it won’t have the range, and it won’t have the support. Mark it down, this won’t work. 

SCOTT FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

My last name is the same as one of the houses in Game of Thrones. If they make shoes for that house you best believe I’m copping at any price, and a pair for my wife too.

“Help my personal choice makes others uncomfortable and I’m not self confident enough to actually own my choice.”

“Back”. Yo this is Jezebel. 

My Dad Wrote A Porno