Ah, well. Hyped for next year then. 

1 anthem stand = 1 pray for troomps

What will really get you mad is if you think about playing Horse against him. Just a nice, casual shootaround game.

Oh THAT’S what that cast is about? I just keep seeing the dumb icon on Sword and Scale. And since I very intentionally don’t respond to marketing like that, I never knew what it was about. 

WHOSE MANS IS THIS

“Stupid horse, why can’t I break BOTH of your hind legs at once?!”

Eh fuck Bella Hadid tbh

All those brass blade scrapers are trash. They don’t work for shit on actual ice, because the brass is too soft. Frost? Sure. Ice? Good luck kid. 

That car is wack, nobody cares

So boxing is still boring huh

I audibly gagged

HUGE shout to me for predicting that the games on this shit would be MAD wack. And they are. They basically picked the wrong version of every single game on the list, and included a bunch of refuse that they just happened to have the license for. Nobody has ever heard of Intelligent Qube. Shit, they even picked the…

Get out. Just, get out. That’s the same fucking thing. Vaccines don’t cause autism you fuck. 

(fewer miles)

I came

He shoulda put himself in the bubble instead.

I think one more major gameplay update/huge price drop to - say - $20, and this game might finally be worth my money.

This is Winston’s year. This year he matures. This year he takes control of the offense. This year he...it’s week WHAT?

Presumably, they’d want to fight a car that anyone has ever bought.