Come kiss me daddy

All of this is extraneous. The real question is this: Cream of Tartar in your chocolate chip cookies or nah?

YES. In every single case, without exception, kissing your children on the lips is completely, utterly, and desperately repulsive.

I fell out of my chair

Here we GO

To be fair, Brady’s whole...lifestyle thing...is basically a cult, as almost all of them are. There’s always some significant bullshit like drinking water prevents sunburn, which I think is actually one of his real things. It’s not so much about the diet as it is about the creepiness of Tom Brady, who kisses his…

Eli doesn’t deserve the Hall. And all Giants fans know it. 

Always check your props, people. That’s, like, life rule 6 or 7.

No. Here’s the reality of the situation those two people found themselves in: One or both of them is a fucking immature, facile, high maintenance buffoon who is too simple to be up front with what they want and/or expect from a prospective partner, and is also incapable of clear communication in general. Fuck ‘em. Let…

Stay mad

You idiots

Yeah no shit

He’s too scared to say get Elon the FUCK out of there.

In the comments looking for white knights about this leak. Reply here!

Damn, you got some good pizza in school. We got prison pizza. The rectangle stuff.

See, now, god dammit, wasn’t there something on...maybe here or some other Kinja blog that was talking about how car ownership in cities, and overall ownership, is going to go up? 

Yeah man. Def use a used car dealership’s research to talk about trends in overall car sales. SEEMS LEGIT

cognitive-behavioral therapy, or CBT

My man. The latest 5 series always needs to be one of the best sedans in the world. That is its sole purpose. To exclusion of all else. 

Sadly, this means the Giants will improve.