Fuck Marvin Bagley and why didn’t this news kill me

You mean the American companies that had either bought up the more local companies or otherwise dominated them in sales grew limp and gave up instead of innovated and created a gap in the market that was eagerly filled by yet another Asian company that is zigging while the market zags.

I can totally see why Elon would step out on Grimes for Banks. 

Who are you and what is this about? It’s been four days and I have a lot of other shit going on, so give me the SparkNotes version. 

Well that’s extremely not even remotely close to the point of this article. But, uh...like, thanks or whatever.

Well that’s extremely not even remotely close to the point of this article. But, uh...like, thanks or whatever.

Takla-O’Reilly

Reminder: It’s laughably easy to register to vote. Even if your state has voter ID laws. 

stop

his shoulders are looking weird

I don’t think that’s gonna hold up as a defense in that excessive force trial.

That’s too many lyrics. You went too deep.

Like...the handjob technique?

wow who would have thought walmart

I prefer Boo Darymoar

(Those are never created by actual bots)

So would browsing autotrader. Or, like, watching the road while eating a chicken caesar wrap. Walking through a parking lot. Reading Consumer Reports. All of those things are of equal value in this situation, where the buyer is specifically set on making this decision with their heart. This isn’t a genuinely proactive…

I just listened to these guys for the first time

This is pretty lit. The game is still gonna suck cat ass, but this is cool.

Cars and Coffee is for basic bitches. 

Not really. It’s the same thing as asking strangers which person who you should marry. They can’t and indeed won’t know.