How about just leave? I’m walking out of my place of work in exactly 4 minutes. And I’m not excusing myself. I’m just leaving. Pretty dope right?

I’m sure they’d offer you hourly work....as a contractor. Then you’re doubly fucked. In the circumstance you described, the onus for change is on you. You say your boss projects his attitude on his employees, yet you say you feel like you’re the odd man out - not that everyone considers you the odd man out and that…

Never reset your work time boundaries. Set them. Don’t allow anyone to make you change them. 

My wife does this to me sometimes and I fucking hate it. Plus I can’t find her concealer. 

Oh good. It’s this story again.

THIS is how you troll

Counterpoint: Chelsea Manning can fuck right off to Russia if she truly believes that. 

Remember when those gramfics were the good gramfics

Offset has fucked around a lot.

but in practice it means the game can’t be played while on the go with ease.

“It wasn’t grooming, it was consensual!”

And yet just imagine the loss you’d feel if the Eagles had lost the Super Bowl. That speculative loss should be worse than this real one to an out of division team in OT with a QB who just came back from having his leg in 19 distinct pieces and without a full-service Jefferey. Or, you know, you could do the Philly…

Speaking of bad ideas, I think a Majora’s Mask/Phantom Hourglass style sequel to BotW would be supremely litty

+1 🌹

I’m sure you have measured takes on Elon getting rocked in the face by the SEC. 

What movie was he watching

Shout to Growlithe, the most underappreciated basic fire.

Hamilton Nolan looks up NFL scores on yahoo.com

Oh damn he really did it 

Settle down bud