This is my number one worry when I think about having kids.

I couldn’t care. 

And thus was Lululemon created

What...uh...what’s the cost of living like in Houston

Also butt plugs the size of actual fire hydrants 

FUCK when does the end of the world start? I’m ready. I’m so ready.

Wait for the off-lease recerts I say. 

inb4 the Taco Bell coffee flavored breakfast churros combo

Culture matters. 

OPs point went so far over your head it actually hit the Opportunity rover. 

I really do like seeing the trickle-down effect that car twitter has on this website. I get to see news in 4 other places, and then on Jalopnik like three hours later. 

This comment is so salty it made Gordon Ramsay shout YOU DONKEY without fully knowing why. Keep up the good work!

It’s a cankle for your face!

These shoops are appalling

Excuse me, they’re called Dyffyculty myds. 

THAT SHIT GOT BALANCED, SO YOU BEST LEARN TO COPE

If they don’t enable support for this in the Halo collection, we burn down all of King County, k?

I very, VERY VERY much doubt that what you’re saying is true. It’s not even a funny joke. But if you’ve ever taken any animal to a vet for an even marginally significant procedure, you would know that if there’s one place on the planet more expensive than an emergency room, it’s an animal emergency room.

This article will get a lot of comments because at best, the car’s reliability record is now anecdotally 50%. It’s nothing to do with biases from the 70s, that’s an excuse. FCA makes a full suite of patently unreliable cars. Fiat, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, all of them have produced famously unreliable cars just in the…

I think it was rhetorical, my guy.