Maybe it’s a population thing. Like, eventually the dispatchers get sick of people calling because they have a snake in some hole of theirs.

I figured that was the same guy.

It was, though. 911 is for life-or-death emergencies! Only! I get that it’s probably too much work for regular people, but you really need to know your local police direct line, exactly for things like this, or for anything that isn’t a life-or-death emergency, which, again, is the only thing 911 is for. They actually…

If you call yourself an incel, yeah, ya did say that. It’s literally in the title my son. Stop pretending your fake group has two sub-groups. It’s just the one. You’re all the same, like junkies. You’re early-stage, they’re late stage. What do you think of the future you’ve chosen? Do you like it? Never forget, you…

Yeah. Because here’s a couple of secrets you might not know: Social interaction is easy, and if you can’t get laid, the problem is you.

Read my words very carefully, they’re well worth the Lifehacker ban: If you identify yourself an incel (which isn’t a thing, but that’s skipping ahead), if you choose to pick up that mantle because you are - for whatever blinkard and despicable reason - of the opinion that you are owed anything by anyone, then you are…

I, for one, don’t think they deserve help. Nor do I believe anybody like this will find help here. It’s odd to open with a loud proclamation of the tendency towards violence and deviant behavior in this group, and then by the end be talking about them like they’re actually capable of doing something like GOING TO A…

But they are though. They are.

Gratz on the level-up

It’s just a cuddly little snake friend! Also, super DUPER not the reason to call 911.

They don’t have money for anything, in fact. But you know, if I’m gonna make stuff up, that stuff is gonna be BIG. Like Elon!

lmao

I predict Tesla will partially solve their existential challenges when they use their Shanghai factory as a foothold to export the majority of their manufacturing to China. By 2020, if I had to date my prediction.

Yeah, I remember the opening to Battlefield Vietnam too.

Eloln.

I love your desperation here. It oozes off the screen.

You’re gonna be so mad when you find out about Nissan’s sport car naming schemes.

Her comments and her lawyer’s comments suggest they wanted a quiet settlement to make these allegations go away.

But to be fair, “The Look Of Love” is some extremely BMW X5 music.