They do tho.

On the other hand he wasn’t wearing shoes, so your move, society.

It’s a good theory, I guess. However, the checkout managers I’ve seen at the stores near me are only marginally more aware than the actual produce. You can game THAT system by intentionally removing a bag you’ve rung up and seeing how long it takes them to respond. If it’s more than, say, 30 seconds, they aren’t…

I do this, but with whichever tomatoes I notice are cheapest. But if you’re telling me carrots are even CHEAPER...

But I see what OP said as a “If you have to TRY this hard” reading of the article, which I also agree with. This is, fundamentally, trying so hard to avoid strictly maintenance-level communication with your partner. Listen, I get it, my wife and I are buying a house right now. You wanna talk about a barrage of…

It’s their model. People like the model and seem to trust it more.

Holiday or other special episodes are terrible suggestions for trying to get people into shows.

Elon Musk is many, many things. An idiot is not one of those things.

The good news is that this breakdown is so prolonged I have had the time to go out and find the specific kettle corn I needed to properly watch. We’re actually going to talk some Tesla this week on our podcast I think, and the time couldn’t be better.

That’s really what you have to find, at least in my experience. We bought my wife’s first ring from Rogers and Hollands. She wore it maybe 70 days out of the year we had it, it was THAT poorly made. Eventually they “bought us out” (gave us gift cards we had to use on the small little glass flecks they call “diamond…

Excuse me, but I have a “Ghost of Heath Ledger” on the line for you?

Don’t bring coleslaw places, unless you hate the host. In which case bring coleslaw because you hate them.

This is exactly like the time Univision bought Deadspin and, uh, the rest.

“A girl in every port, but I have to call this port home.”

Honestly step one should be Look At A Different Stone

Split itself in half and lodge itself in your urethra probably

It’s a high-school jock nod for you

(bee noises)

They make a new Miata. Duh.

Scrap the regulations and institute an almost free-for-all series.