Then write him a fuckin’ sternly-worded tweet, Hamsteak.

Online extortion using bitcoin is hardly uncommon, but it’s particularly ruthless when it preys on our devotion for our dogs.

That’s because SU was interesting for 20 mins, semi-engaging for 3, and forgotten for the rest of history. For EVERY user!

there is porn of it

Frankly, you get what you deserve most of the time.

Elon has done a lot of crazy shit!

3500 customer deliverable cars per week.

My point is two-pronged. One: I think Uber is lying, and I believe that the operator was using her phone. Take a second and watch the in-car of the crash. Based on what I see, she was straight-up using her phone. It’s either that, or Uber has created an in-car autonomous console that is something NOT located in the…

I mean...kinda. But next time you’re sitting in your car, maybe in your driveway or whatever, take your phone out and look at the shit for longer than 6 seconds. THAT’S A LONG-ASS TIME.

THEY WILL

Listen, Luke: It was one of KOTAKU’S writers that helped to push EA’s “respectful” bullshit about BF1, which was as fake on day one as is today. This is what you get when you swallow that line and regurgitate it to the public. Kotaku and other outlets helped EA set up a precedent that THEY were the “most war” war…

Quantic has never made a good game, especially not in terms of their writing. WHY would you even pretend to have high expectations for this project?

For airplanes.

Sure, okay, vaping is bad, but what about all the Glade plug-ins I’ve been freebasing?

Holy shit please get triggered about something less important, I actually want you to try. Sure sexual assault but the REAL CRIME is a DOUBLE FEMININE IDENTIFIER

In reality it’s much more like if the US flew a F-23 over Pyongyang, if that helps your decision.

This is only a thing so a few of Trump’s friends can make or hold on to another few grand a year. Like every other damn thing he’s done. That’s what always surprises me: The unbelievable smallness of the potatoes these guys are going for. Crazy.

Boy

Settle down, Francis Galton.

My favorite part is when they call them shit like “brand ambassadors” and then literally 10 feet away have brand ambassadors in polos and pants.