Um, I've never been in an apartment with a kitchenette that had that much wall space.

I always thought the lighting in the later picture, strong and from directly above, over-exaggerated the sallowness of his cheeks and bags under his eyes. The earlier photo has much softer reflected side lighting.

Finally! Now I can open my $1 ice cream stand and refuse service to anyone who is not muslim (or atheist, or deist, will have to try on a few hats). I bet they will love it, and be totally understanding, when I use their shiny new law to tell little Jimmy that he can't have ice cream because I believe he is an…

BBC World Service. Every. Time. Sleep timer. Boom.

Yay, now the fishing emails I get from whatsapp can merge with the fishing emails from facebook!

Nespresso capsules are aluminum and can be bought back to the Nespresso bar for recycling. In fact, they're really cool about it and encourage users to bring them back — they even provide you with recycle bags to do so.

What is this "waist" thing you speak of?

Does a person descended from slaves only pay 3/5 of the DMV fees?

The real discussion you need to have is with the Sons of the Confederate Veterans — the symbol is their logo.

...and enjoy those building still standing when you can. The library at the General Society of Mechanics & Tradesmen of the City of New York is one of those precious gems. It's a private reading room but if you're nice to the guard they'll let you have a peek. It's truly amazing.

(Going to stay slightly off-topic here, no time for long-form writing today.)

Damn, I wish they'd release House of Cards a say early...

...and Cary Grant, too.

Here's a stupid question I only dare ask here. Why do skaters prefer long hair instead of a short hair cut, a la Dorothy Hammil? If I spent every day scraping my hair into a bun, I'd just chop that shit off.

Now, where have I seen that face before...

Mr. Wallet found my wallet in the subway, on his birthday, just before Memorial Day weekend. He checked out the contents thought my gym membership photo was cute (!?!) and had the membership department at the organization he worked, where I was a member, for look me up in their database. He then turned the wallet into…

Am still kicking myself that I wasn't fast enough with my camera the last time I went over this bridge on Amtrak. The light was just perfect and the ironwork was amazing.

"Ballmer was a boisterous, product-pimping, go-gett'em salesman"

Seriously, congratulations for living somewhere warm. You must be smarter than me. As soon as the officials allow us to roam freely between the states, I may try and visit this thing called "warmth."

THANKS DE BLASIO!