Nope. Sorry. This review will not stop me (happily) watching it for the 111th time.

Great place to keep my nuts!

I was walking home the other night up Broadway and overheard a woman deciding between two pretty mediocre 5' trees — the $110 one or the $130 one. The majority of tree sellers in my neighborhood are all French-Canadian and work together to fix prices and share RVs sleeping quarters. They're ruining it for the…

When is divorce season?

Precisely. (I have no idea where my comment went, but when it shows up it will say:) The hip and ribcage intersection makes no sense. The human torso is a cylinder, not a fortune cookie.

The anatomy of her hip and rib cage makes no sense. The human torso is a cylinder, not a fortune cookie.

Wait. He has a wife? What is HER problem?

Because nothing says "I'm an intelligent, complex, spiritual leader" better than wearing a Mickey Mouse tee. (Disney PR nightmare.)

All I could think about whilst suffering through the endless promos was Scrooged. If they had cast Mary Lou Retton as a member of the Hitler Youth, I may have watched it.

"imported from Japan." That explains it all. Now I have a mental picture of Japanese college students sniffing the phone panties.

Comedy Central trying to get some viral traction again? (If not, we're all doomed.)

Considering only 1/5 of the population of Qatar is female (a demographic skew due to the influx of foreign labor), this is about as close as many of the residents, and most hooligans, will get.

Sarah is probably still secretly driving into Canada for her health insurance.

Never trust anyone who spent more days as a beauty queen than in official capacity as Governor.*

Well, you could also argue that the Chinese-made toys that hard-working Americans are buying their children (in addition to their clothing, electronics, furniture, books, and just about anything else Walmart strong-armed out of the US) gave the country the capital to buy that US debt in the first place.

+1 just for the David Mitchell (one of my all-time crushes, but secretly happy that I don't have to keep up with that intellect) gif

Here, I'll start it:

Can we all start putting "former" in front of titles again? As much as I wish Ms Pelosi was still speaker (cause she rocks), she is now the minority whip and former speaker. It bugs me when politicians hang onto their titles as if they've been anointed for life.