I guess next you’ll attack my Asian/Italian inspired soup shop,

“Honestly, it’s a predictable and tired response: whenever someone is accused of hawking other cultures, the first response is always that it comes from a good place, from appreciation. Just a reminder, people can do racist things without meaning to!”

Other People’s Pancakes

So, a site that seems to generally disapprove of stereotypes on principle publishes an article that’s a big stereotype.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Now he can be like every SUV driver and drive on bald tires because AWD is magic, yo

You’re allowed access to a cell phone while at the table? I figured that would be banned because they’d somehow be used for cheating.

Come on, man. Don’t knock the bear stories. There will eventually be a payoff in the man vs. beast and beast wins series.

I think every god damned e-sports and gaming story they’re now trying to ram down our throats beats this one by a mile.

This has to be in the running for least-significant story in Deadspin history. It’s well behind Minor League Bat Dog Bad At Job, for example, let alone any of the Friday Bear series.

i would argue the first-gen xb had very nice dimensions. but the 2nd-gen didn’t. and the cube is, well, a cube.

It’s not about the aesthetics, it’s about what the concept represents; a shift towards ubiquity and the destruction of uniqueness. In an effort to create a “jack-of-all-trades” appliance, you lose identity.

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

The first-gen xB worked, you hush.

Got there without the trailer or the danger . . .

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

Looks like all the David Tracy win, without the David Tracy drama.

Yeah, all he needs is a Ford Raptor, a trailer, and a second driver.

Naw, this guy knows what he’s doing.

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.