In these trying and turbulent times, *THIS* Is what I never knew I needed.

DGAF who you voted for-Shitty mascot “hot takes” have no political allegiance.

I find it hard to believe that you (as a self professed social liberal) can’t see how this image is insensitive, like, even just a little bit. Or that there might be some power to a logo belonging to an influential sports team/marketing machine that is broadcast everywhere?

Can we just go back to calling them the Cleveland Spiders again?? I feel like that’s a badass team name just itching for that edgy new school angry cartoon logo that’s all the rage these days.

Mr. Baseball, is that you??? When did you start covering gridiron??

Seal Team 6: disobey orders, commit possible war crime, have it covered up, continue with naval career

I thought I was the only one who like the gang dines out. Definitely makes my top ten, but I could see how it would not make the universal top ten.

As a hardcore fan, I found being frank unwatchable. Didn’t even bother finishing the episode.

If you haven’t watched any of the series at all, I would agree that the first season is just okay, with the exception of a couple of episodes. Upon rewatching, I feel some of the humor feels needlessly forced or vulgar just for the sake of being vulgar. Then I remember that it was a written by some green writers 12…

“The gang gets invincible” belongs in the top 20 if only for the birth of the green man phenomenon-which is the most enduring and viral symbol of the series. Seriously, go to a big enough party/festival/sporting event and you’re bound to see some iteration of it.

Totally misread this as “hiring to cover escorts”, and the image suited it nicely. Severely disappointed after clicking link.

I always have fun with a combination of “custom rare replica kit” for maximum wackiness

Holy shit, this was straight righteous fire!

I feel that limp scoop of oatmeal is a more hurtful thing than being called a whiteboy at Popeye’s. Someone needs to alert Baby Bo to this transgression.

I did something similar once when I was 11 or so, my cousin and I picked some hard, unripe apples off of a tree and were throwing them at a neighborhood girl who was sitting in a sandbox. I will never forget the sound of the apple hitting her head and exploding, it looked like the fucking Zapruder film.  

Where’s Tavarish?

“A cadet will not lie, cheat, or steal, not tolerate those who do”

It kills me when I think about what he could have been had they not changed the kickoff rules. I feel like he could easily have 5 more returns for td to his name had that not happened when he was at his prime.

After having spent LOTS of time in bars all over the world, I can 100% confirm that playing nice and buying the aggressor a drink has worked for me on multiple occasions. Typically, the types starting barfights are also the types that wouldn’t turn down free drink. If it makes me a pussy, so be it, but I would rather…

Conspicuously missing: The nephews questioning trump’s track record and comments towards minorities, women and the environment. Is that where the uncle is supposed to spew memorized “statistics and facts” from alt-right news sites?