How are we all ignoring the best part of this video??? The elderly Asian woman who is pointing and laughing at this poor scared schmuck!!

Nice No Fear t-shirt reference. 1995, or was it ‘96???

“Aasbo is running a turbocharged and nitrous-shot four-cylinder out of a minivan.”

So, uh what happens when a black rapper uses a heavy metal sample for their track?

Here’s a couple ....

Barn “finds” are bullshit. There’s a reason a hoarder- oops, owner has hung onto an old desirable car for years and years, in deplorable conditions. They either have an emotional connection to the car or they “know what they have” and won’t part with it for less than the king’s ransom they are demanding for it. The…

You stone cold, longbow! I mean you’re right, but still stone cold.

Sexual.

No 550 love??

No, because, just no.

Ew.

These are both correct. End of conversation.

A fucking Lebaron convertible? You fucking hipsters! Nobody besides librarians and pet shop owners has ever lusted after one of these. C4 vettes, while not the pedigree of the Corvette line, can be found for much less than 15k in great shape, and people actually “lusted” for them. May as well have put a GEO METRO on…

Aluminum bats

I’m going to go out on a limb here and bet this guy does not drag race at the track (or at the very least has never had this particular car at the track).

Yeah, but bhudda wasn't a car guy and drove a beige Corolla

Oh wow, I completely forgot “...In Search Of”

ALASKAN swamp alien pawn truckers

We respectfully disagree, Mr. Marchman....