They just sound so manufactured. Like if a computer put together a vocal group and applied music theory 101 so that it you end up inputting max talent and outputting predictable vanilla consumertrash. It’s as if that great 8th grade choir soloist was given nothing but heavy compression and wall of sound. Same old Do…

THAT’S WHAT IT IS. I feel attacked when I hear their songs. It’s like they expect me to automatically like their shit. Like, no.

I think their dumb fans are part of the problem. A young coworker tried to tell me that their new Christmas song, Hallelujah, was really good. “Boy, Hallelujah isn’ t a Christmas song. Leonard Cohen died a month ago.” “...” “Leonard Cohen wrote Hallelujah.”

I’ve always considered Leonard Cohen’s own version of Hallelujah to be one of the worst.

While the Boy Scouts should be inclusive, we’ve known for a while now that it’s an organization run by a bunch of fucking bigots. I feel like a major bitch every time I politely decline buying popcorn or whatever terrible nonsense my friends’ sons are selling for the Boy Scouts, but there ain’t no way my money is…

(1) Can we not do the “eye for an eye” thing when it comes to children?

I honestly just have to laugh at the whole “I’m not sexist, I would love to vote for Elizabeth Warren” argument, which has now apparently mutated into “our country isn’t sexist, Elizabeth Warren would have won!”

Trump supporter tshirts were all as sexist as fuck. Hormones were used as excuses why a woman shouldn’t be in office, hell look at the sexist bullshit Bernie bros put up. No other candidates put up with even a half of the bullshit she did.

I hope your spit tastes delicious.

My FAVORITE THING is when people say the country could survive without us.

Israel and Pakistan don’t have diplomatic relations. Which explains why Pakistan didn’t call Israel and vice versa. It also makes this whole situation all the more terrifying.

Exactly.

Yeah, the fuckheads saying, “Trump would have won the popular vote if you take out California’s four million!” are driving me to a particularly vicious rage. Do the red state welfare-ers have any idea of what would happen if California did leave the union? Which I’m beginning to think it should- why stay if your voice…

so one state that houses a huge number of the US population shouldn’t count?

There’s nothing wrong with trying to maintain optimism, but the man has clearly shown us exactly who he is over the past year and a half.

If your public career began with voters citing your inability to change your name to your husbands and that you wear ugly owl glasses with mousy brown hair as a reason they voted out the HUSBAND? Yeah, that’s sexism. People seem really determined not to see misogyny.

On the plus side, that should lead to some entertaining tweets. On the negative side..........

Other than “that’s just the way the Electoral College works”, I still haven’t heard a goddamn reason why ignoring the will of 2.5+million Americans when voting for the president of the entire country is acceptable. “California is only one state though.” Yes and it’s also only state (including Texas) that could…

Hillary didn’t fucking fail. She beat Trump by nearly three million votes.

From a retail standpoint, it sounds like it could extremely poor wording for referring to the employee not having worked luxury retail before. I’ve worked in luxury retail and there is a very specific ‘type’ of employee they want.